"We got to know Barack and Michelle Obama, two tall, thin, rich, beautiful people who don’t perspire, but who nonetheless feel compassion for their squatter and smellier fellow citizens. We know that Barack could have gone to a prestigious law firm, like his big donors in the luxury boxes, but he chose to put his ego aside to become a professional politician, president of the United States and redeemer of the human race. We heard about his time as a community organizer, the three most fulfilling months of his life.
We were thrilled by his speech in front of the Greek columns, which were conscientiously recycled from the concert, Yanni Live at the Acropolis.' We were honored by his pledge, that if elected president, he will serve at least four months before running for higher office. We were moved by his campaign slogan, 'Vote Obama: He’s better than you’ll ever be.'"
As much as our Dem/Lefty/"Progressive" bottom feeders would like to make this election all about Bush, McCain, and Palin, it is ultimately all about Obama, that most emptiest of empty suits.
And yet they tell you with a straight face that the election is "all about the issues".