'Obama Orders GM, Chrysler to Dump NASCAR!'

Intended as an April Fool's joke, this story might actually come to pass, given the Zero Administration's control and obedience agenda.

I think we could work out a compromise though. A concession might be in order to agree to an Obama proposal to mandate that all NASCAR Cup events be limited to electric-only Priuses.

The race winner would be the last car actually having battery power to keep the vehicle in motion. I nominate David Wharton to be the series' Chief Steward.

The after-race burnout celebrations by the winner might have to be modified a bit however.

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