Zero: 'Lord, make me chaste, but not just yet'

"I've got some more pork I need to hustle"

Noteworthy:

"Saying he would sign the 'imperfect bill,' President Obama offered guidelines to curb earmarks … in the future.

'The future demands that we operate in a different way than we have in the past,'

he said.

'So let there be no doubt: this piece of legislation must mark an end to the old way of doing business and the beginning of a new era of responsibility and accountability.'"

And you'll never, never, EVER do it again, right?

Oh, sure.

WE believe you, O Fearless Bleeder Leader.......