Here's a working plan that ought to keep Dems occupied

...and otherwise out of trouble these next four years, and provide us with a way to solve our problems.


From The Conspiracy to Keep You Poor and Stupid:

"The Dems keep on partying every day for the next 4 years. Let them spend $1M per day. I’ll gladly pay taxes for their $365M per year on parties so long as they pass no legislation, leave security to the current professionals and let the market fix itself. They could even spend $2M per day. That only adds up to $3B.

They may just go for it."

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