Saturday, June 21, 2008

No need for an interpreter

Here's a handy translation of the Dem/Lefty/"Progressive"/Libthink agenda:

"In the interest of legislative process, whereby we hear many speeches on the floor, many members talk to their constituents; I’m going to try to bring a bit of enlightenment to this process with the use of a technological device as a ruler and chart. We’re going to learn how to speak Democrat today.

Speaking local Democrat. Often we hear the word progressive, which translates into regressive, as used in a sentence, democrats are progressive. The translation, Democrats are regressive.

We hear the word change which means the 1970’s. Democrats will bring you change. Translation, Democrats will bring you the 1970’s.

Government means socialism. Democrats support proactive government. Translation, Democrats support proactive socialism.

Enhance revenues translates into raise taxes. Democrats will enhance revenues. Translation, Democrats will raise taxes.

This is my favorite part. The rich means you. For example, Democrats will only tax the rich. Translation, Democrats will only tax you. Ouch.

Invest translates into waste. Again used in a sentence. Democrats will invest your money. Translation, Democrats will waste your money."

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