Hillary and the Pope

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same
stage in front of a huge crowd.

"Her Majesty" and His Holiness, however, have seen it
all before, so to make it a little more interesting,
the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with
just one little wave of my hand I
can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave
elicits rapture and cheering from every Democrat in
the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level
of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was
impressive. But did you know that with just one little
wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd
go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary
display like that of your subjects, but will go deep
into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this
day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One
little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice
forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.