Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Attention Everyone! Take notice of this OFFICIAL revision of certain Global Warming truths!

It's officially been decided that Global Warming PREVENTS hurricanes!

Noteworthy:


"Now, I know many of you are puzzled... You've been told repeatedly by Al Gore and the like that Global Warming causes hurricanes but that was before the 2006 hurricane season was a dud so the global warming hucksters made a new theory that Global Warming reduced hurricanes.

So there is your proof. If you use the new global warming hurricane theory and not last year's global warming hurricane theory you have conclusive evidence global warming is real.

Somebody call the U.N.

Who gets the credit for the reduced hurricanes? According to Bill Clinton Republicans are stopping hurricanes."



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