"[John Edwards is] running for president on five big priorities: 'guaranteeing health care,' 'leading the fight against global warming,' 'strengthening our middle class and ending the shame of poverty,' and by then my fingers were too comatose to write down the fifth theme but, if memory serves, it was guaranteeing to lead the fight to strengthen ending the shame of platitudinous campaign rhetoric."
- Mark Steyn
(via the Patriot Post)
Also from the Patriot Post:
ReplyDelete"John Edwards announced his candidacy Thursday for the Democratic presidential nomination. It's the second time he has run. The desire to be president is a siren's call, and no one responds to a siren faster than a personal injury attorney."
- Argus Hamilton
"No one responds to a siren faster than a personal injury attorney."
ReplyDeleteLOL. Snort. LOL somemore.