Will Roger's Humor

Will Rogers died in a tragic plane crash in 1935, yet
he still ranks as one of America's greatest humorists.


Here are a very few examples why:



1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.


2. Always drink upstream from the herd.


3. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn
by reading. The few who learn by observation, The rest
of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out
for themselves.


4. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment.


5. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look
back every now and then to make sure it's still there.


6. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back in your pocket.


7. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.


8. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with
sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called
golf.


9. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier'n puttin' it back.


And last, for all our liberal friends:

10. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt
so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a
hunter came along and shot him.


The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth
shut.